Kitty Murphy : I’m not sure what I’m doing. The concept of being buried and eventually becoming worm food grosses me out
Jacqueline Lewis 3:32 pm get creamated so you can be pressed in to vinyl records
Kitty Murphy 3:32 pm but the concept of being incinerated doesn’t do much for me either. I was contemplating looking into being shot into space
Jacqueline Lewis 3:32 pm can I dress you up as Spock if you do?
Kitty Murphy 3:32 pm No. Scotty or Bones
Jacqueline Lewis 3:32 pm Deal
Jacqueline Lewis 3:33 pm I’ll even get someone to play the bagpipes as you get launched
Kitty Murphy 3:33 pm Oh, one quick thing. If I ever end up sentenced to death, my final wish will be that I go dressed as a red-shirt.
Jacqueline Lewis 3:34 pm YES
Kitty Murphy 3:34 pm Particularly if I am actually innocent
Jacqueline Lewis 3:34 pm I want pictures
Kitty Murphy 3:34 pm Somehow, I imagine you’ll be there
Jacqueline Lewis 3:35 pm probably next to you asking for a glass of wine before meeting the firing squad
Kitty Murphy 3:35 pm Ooh, yeah.
Jacqueline Lewis 3:36 pm “Where the fuck is my merlot, Frenchy?! Don’t you know I’m dying today?”
Kitty Murphy 3:36 pm “Make mine a bourbon, if you would.”
Jacqueline Lewis 3:36 pm I’d be so polite
Kitty Murphy 3:36 pm So what are we going down for? Blowing up a bus full of nuns and orphans?
Jacqueline Lewis 3:37 pm too overdone. I say we steal the pope’s hat and egg-mobile
Kitty Murphy 3:37 pm Nah, not a capital offense.
Jacqueline Lewis 3:37 pm it just starts with that so we can piss off the Catholic masses
Kitty Murphy 3:37 pm Why not just murderize the pope?
Kitty Murphy 3:38 pm Ooh! Crucify the bastard
Jacqueline Lewis 3:38 pm We can make him a hood ornament orniment? ornement? ornament? However you spell it
Kitty Murphy 3:38 pm On a cross made of the bones of gays and pagans
Jacqueline Lewis 3:38 pm YES
Kitty Murphy 3:38 pm You were right the first time, btw
Jacqueline Lewis 3:39 pm We should also find one of those places where people are still locked up for being gay and free them and then have them join our rampage
Kitty Murphy 3:39 pm And then glass the place? Homosexual revolution!
Jacqueline Lewis 3:39 pm We can get a bunch of white horses and party hats to make them look like unicorns and have the gays ride off on them
Kitty Murphy 3:40 pm While throwing glitter and Doc Martens
Jacqueline Lewis 3:40 pm and for Fuck’s sake the Kids Bop kids DIE
Kitty Murphy 3:40 pm Hung by their vocal cords
Jacqueline Lewis 3:41 pm and sodomized by Ronald McDonald
Kitty Murphy 3:41 pm Ehhhh Too creepy
Jacqueline Lewis 3:41 pm Ronald’s dying too he just gets to be happy before death because I like his fries
Kitty Murphy 3:41 pm Screw the fries man. I’m a McNugget fan
Jacqueline Lewis 3:42 pm all teh more reason why his death is happier than the kids bop kids
Jacqueline Lewis 3:44 pm We’ll be awesome vigilantes righting the social wrongs thrown on to our society, feeding people who abuse animals to bears and skinning the Jersey Shore cast to make leather bags out of their gross skin
Kitty Murphy 3:44 pm YES
Jacqueline Lewis 3:48 pm Finally we go crazy from running and everything looks like a GTA screen we’re able to see our collective wanted stars and we’re fucked so we hide thinking that after enough time the stars will vanish
Kitty Murphy 3:48 pm Che Guaverra, eat your heart outJacqueline Lewis 3:48 pm we get picked up in Jersey thinking we’re in France because of the smell
Kitty Murphy 3:49 pm We inadvertantly find bin Laden’s hidey-hole first and kill his ass
Jacqueline Lewis 3:49 pm which is where we meet our end at the firing squad after doing trillions in damage 😄
Kitty Murphy 3:49 pm And they suddenly don’t want to kill us anymore. But they have to.
Jacqueline Lewis 3:49 pm because we murdered their gods
Kitty Murphy 3:49 pm So we get to choose our way of death as a reward for doing the country proud in that way. We choose firing squad.Jacqueline Lewis 3:50 pm and mocked their religion of GTL
Kitty Murphy 3:50 pm And go down drinking
Jacqueline Lewis 3:50 pm in red shirts and we go down in history books as great heroes who liverated the world of not only the Kids Bop Kids, not only the Jersey Shore cast, but the most evil looking pope ever
Kitty Murphy 3:52 pm We need to not meet in person for the sake of the world
Jacqueline Lewis 3:52 pm 😄 I’m saving this conversation and throwing it in a facebook note
Kitty Murphy 3:52 pm You and me both